Unconventional Wisdom for Budding Astronauts
If you are the one who has managed to keep his dream alive of becoming an astronaut, then let us look at some of things which you can or need to do in order to get your dream job. It’s all started, once you are able to weasel your way into the NASA.
The people sitting on top positions at NASA are a tricky bunch of folks which expect only the best from their employees. The first thing you have to see whether you are the best candidate for the job or not. No worries, even if you are not the best candidate for the job. It really doesn’t matter if your only experience is what you have gained from watching cartoons or launching a shuttle on TV. Let me share a secret here with you that if you have seen even only one shuttle up till now you are ready to move in.
Space suit is the first thing you need to become an astronaut.
What you can do is to visit your local costume shop and see what they have for you. You can purchase a vacuum suit for the job for just under $ 50. Once you have your vacuum suit on, you are ready to launch into space. Walk into the NASA office and show them the fake security pass. They will think that you are a perfectly qualified astronaut and let you walk in, unaware of the fact that what in fact hit them.
Figure out the Launch
You will definitely be worried if you faked your way into the NASA business without any experience and wandering what you are going to do. So, put your worries aside as launching a shuttle is not that tough. You will find yourself overwhelmed by all the livers and crazy lingo they spout at you through your headset. You will find a small red button with “Start” written on it. You just need to push it on and here you go.
After a successful journey to space, NASA can do nothing now to stop you from doing whatever you want. If you think, you are really good at Faking it, then you can tell them that you cannot launch a fellow astronaut as he is not qualified enough. It is a good idea to kick off an extra crew member so that you will have an extra space to gather some cool space stuff which you collect from the space.
So, everything is gone fine up till now and the time has now come to get back home. You may wonder how to do it. Simply ask one of your fellow astronauts, as there are so many astronauts to begin with. Here, you might have to reveal your real identity. Will they get angry? Obviously not, all of them want to get back home so there is no harm to take you with them.
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